Football&Sex: is Alexis Sanchez tired because of his girlfriend ?

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According to Chilean newspaper La Cuarta, Arsenal FC manager Arsène Wenger would have noticed that his best striker, Alexis Sanchez, was more tired than usual, and the French manager would have related that to the player’s life under the blankets, and the ”guilty” for that would be his girlfriend, the very beautiful Laia Grassi, a designer graduated in Fine Arts with a Master in Design: they met in Spain, while Alexis was playing for Barcelona.
Wenger would have thought to make the Chilean striker start the match against the Manchester United FC from the bench: finally Alexis played the whole game (1-2 to MUFC), despite coming back from South America, where he had played two matches with the National Team, just a couple of days before: we think that this one was probably the main reason of Wenger’s eventual doubts about fielding him against Red Devils !

Anyway we considered Alexis Sanchez‘s data with Arsenal in this Season (12 goals, 3 assists in 19 matches in all Competitions), and we elaborated two theories:
1. Laia truly negatively affects the performances of Alexis, who, if he were single, he would potentially be strongher than Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo together.
2. Laia positively affects Alexis’s performances.

Anyway, if this story were true, we really understand Alexis’s annoying situation: who doesn’t have this kind of problems ?